The System Has Failed

So, Wing Span and I went to the local mall in what turned out to be a completely fruitless search, and when we were leaving the underground section of the Macy's store, we realized we were on the wrong side and decided to go up the down escalators. When we came up top, some guy came up to us and called us "girls," and then spouted off a plethora of color-by-numbers authoritative bullshit to us, hoping to cure "turds like us" of our hoodlum ways. He tried telling us that he was going to call security on us, to throw us out of a store we were already leaving.

Now I can understand if he took offense to us going up the escalators like that (which is an admittedly juvenile act) but he started being disrespectful, getting in Span's face like he thought he was indimidating (he was significantly smaller than Span, which is saying something lol), and all-in-all just acting like a Class A douchebag.

When he turned to leave (probably to go beat his kids, cry about his wife cheating on him with his brother and prepare for another day of a job he hates in a life that sucks), I called him a dipshit (a reasonable claim). Then he got all upset, like he'd never heard such language before, and told us to "go outside." Confused, we might have had half a mind to do just that, until he got the bottom of the escalator and picked up his kid. Who the fuck is going to try to fight two "kids" over something that really isn't very offensive (and something that everyone has done at least once) in front of his kid? Fuck that guy and his system. Which has obviously failed.


There are no facts, only interpretations.- Nietzsche
Cosmis