Riddle Me This

As none of you may know, I'm a pretty massive Batman fan, it probably being 3rd or 4th on "Topics I can school you in," along with LOST, American Professional Sports and Star Wars. Of all of Batman's Rogues Gallery, The Riddler has always been near the top for me. I really don't know why, he's really not a great villain. Maybe it's because he always drags out the intellectual best of the Dark Knight Detective, but I seriously love the Riddler. Imagine my joy when I heard the rumor that the Riddler would be the main villain in Christopher Nolan's third Batman film.



So, in commemoration of what will soon be an announcement on the Riddler, I've decided to do a run-down of the best candidates to portray the E. Nigma. And, no, Jim Carrey will not be one of them.

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Hugh Laurie: That's right, Dr. Gregory Motherfucking House (official name). He could definitely portray the proper amounts of genius and obsession. He would also be able to use his natural British accent for the role (I think it works for the character). Hell, we also know he can handle a cane.

David Tennant: A fan favorite, I must admit I'm not that familiar with Mr. Tennant, but I know he's a very good Dr. Who. That's more than good enough for me.

Johnny Depp: What's this? An intelligent yet insane character with a eccentric manner of speaking and dressing in a movie? Must be a Depp character then. Not to say I wouldn't welcome him as the Riddler, he's Johnny Depp. I'm just saying that it might be too...obvious of a choice. And if the Riddler is anything, it's unexpected.

Michael Emerson: LOST's Benjamin Linus, Emerson has certainly proven that he can play the cryptic villain. He certainly has the intelligence and the build. I'm not sure that he would ever really get an opportunity, or that he would accept, but it's a thought nonetheless.

Guy Pearce: Well we know he's familiar with Christopher Nolan. Kind of a ho hum choice, but once again, Nolan knows him well. It could be very good if done properly (I didn't think Heath Ledger would be very good at first, either).

Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Another Nolan-ite (or at least, a future Nolan-ite) who fits the bill physically and intellectually. He's one of the few actors listed that I can readily picture in the Green Tux.

Timothy Olyphant: Probably one of the most underrated actors in all of Hollywood (which is a really outdated phrase considering how many films aren't made in Hollywood), Olyphant has 3 things going for him. Looks, acting ability and how awesome his name would look on the marquee. Bale. Freeman. Caine. Olyphant.

Casey Affleck: After careful consideration, I really think he might be the best choice. Anyone who's ever seen The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford knows that Affleck the Younger can really handle that obsessed/jealous vibe, especially while playing against a character of bigger stature. My only real concern is that his voice might not be Riddler-y enough, but then again, it would definitely be a departure.

Eddie Murphy: No.

It's a mystery. Broken into a jigsaw puzzle. Wrapped in a conundrum. Hidden inside a Chinese box. A riddle.
Cosmis

The Greatest

Balthus23's wonderfully awesome Jordan tribute.



The scary thing about this is that there are eight of these videos, each one as good as the last. And they all use different sets of highlights.


Jordan with the shot over Ehlo...

Cosmis

Brick Wall (setbacks...)

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“If There Is No Struggle, There Is No Progress”

I always told myself that when it comes to my music i'd never prevaricate. With that being said, I've got some bad news. I was talking about this with Frank Ramz a couple weeks ago, we as unsigned artists without a budget or someone with money backing us, are going to face setbacks no matter what. My EP, Down 2 Earth was suppose to drop tomorrow. Unfortunately my engineer's father passed away last week and I won't be able to get the final copies of 3 songs off my EP until this weekend. I have no control over this, I wish I did but until I'm able to get those final copies I won't be able to put Down 2 Earth out. I'm not gonna say a specific date because I don't wanna let anyone down again but hopefully next weekend I'll be able to put it out. I assure you all that it is done and as soon as I get those final copies I will send it out to be posted. My apologies to anybody that was looking forward to hearing it tomorrow. Due to the unfortunate push back, I'm revealing the back artwork to the EP below.

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Wingspan - Welcome (again!)

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My upcoming EP, Down 2 Earth is dropping Thursday and since all the links to the first single "Welcome" are dead I thought I'd re-upload it. Promo is promo right? For those who'd like a description, below is what one of my producers had to say about the song.

"A few of you know, a few of you don’t – I am executive producing his ‘Growing Wings’ project (scheduled for a 2010 release) and I’m also heavily involved in his EP (‘Down To Earth’) coming out soon.
This is the first song to surface from ‘Down To Earth’ and gives you an impression of Span’s ability as an artist: powerful presence for a youngster, a well-constructed flow and a captivating autobiographical insight. The beat is by Thelonious and it’s HARD." - Charlie Hilton


Wingspan - Welcome (click to download)

Write the Future

Yeah, so I was already pretty excited for the World Cup. Nike just raised my excitement level by about 10,000 factors.



This brilliant new ad, starring Didier Drogba, Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo, Fabio Cannovaro, Franck Ribery, Landon Donovan and Tim Howard (everyone I could pick out), plus Kobe Bryant/Roger Federer/Homer Simpson), is beyond awesome. This might be the greatest sports advertisement in the history of western civilization.

The only way I could possibly like this more is if it were a 3 minute NBA ad starring all of Nike's NBA stars. Maybe.

Just Roo It-
Cosmis

LetShannonMissDunks.com

Yeah, so Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals wasn't very good. But this was.



Shannon Brown tried his best to replicate Dwight Howard's Superman "Dunk." In a game. While jumping over someone. Actually, this dunk would have been like Dwight's Superman combined with Vince Carter's "Jump Over Frederic Weis" Dunk.

Where was this during the dunk contest Shannon?


I actually thought he was going over the backboard-

Cosmis

Everything in Its Right Place

In honor of LOST's final week. Here's the greatest T.V. promo ever made.



Said the wise man; Life is a chessboard of nights and days.
- Cosmis